Thanks to Gary for pointing out this amazing T-shirt from Threadless.
I bought one immediately. Economic slowdown be damned. If flesh-eating dead are going to destroy life on earth as we know it, a little bit of credit card debt isn't going to hurt anyone. I recommend that every man, woman, and child buy one immediately.
Hell, even zombies are wearing them. Check out this guy:
It is strange that this ghoul doesn't show any obvious signs of trauma. The skin is pale, but there aren't any tell-tale scratches, slashes, or bite marks. Maybe he was bitten on his ankle or something. Anyway, it's still one nasty looking zombie that will probably give me nightmares.