"Speculation rests on a radiation-covered NASA satellite returning from Venus, but it only remains a speculation. Anyone who dies during the crisis of causes unrelated to brain trauma will return as a flesh-eating zombie, including anyone who has been bitten by a zombie. The only way to destroy the zombies is to destroy the brain." - Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Truer words have rarely been spoken. With a new era dawning in American politics, we must cast our vision to the future and to the skies. Of all the challenges that face this country and the president-elect, none require our dedicated efforts more than the threat of zombie attack initiated by extraterrestrial radiation brought to earth on a massive comet. We must heed the lessons of "Night of the Living Dead" (1968) and "Deep Impact" (1998). The parallels are too striking to ignore. While the election of Barack Obama will certainly be the best thing that could have happened to this country, we can not afford to ignore its inevitable consequences.
That is why this blog will serve as a repository of critical information, a zombie survivalist handbook, for all people in the terrible times ahead. We wish you all good luck, and Godspeed.